Letter: Bring in the clowns
To the Editor:
Now that we know for sure that neither President Trump nor anyone in his administration colluded with the Russians or obstructed justice, we can begin to focus on the 2020 presidential election. After Adam Schiff et al wasted two years of our time lying to the American public, the Democrats are offering to make it up to us by presenting us with a three-ring circus of entertainment to keep us enthralled and laughing for the next two years.
The Big Top opens with our star performer, Clarabell Ocasio-Cortez, who will perform death-defying high wire feats, promoting over $130 trillion of new government spending over 10 years with no safety net (or visible means of paying for it)! She is the boss, and she just had her GND bill introduced in the Senate, but oh, I’m sorry, not a single senator voted for it.
Next up for our enjoyment is Bozo O’Rourke, with antics that will make your sides split! He will regale you with stories of arrests for burglary; DUI and leaving the scene; of his days as “Psychedelic Warlord” the hacker; he will impress you with his short story “murder fantasy” about running over two children with a car; why, when he lost to Ted Cruz he went to New Mexico to eat dirt; and the show stopper: how he will parlay these great experiences into being president of the United States!
And in the center ring, a favorite of all — Krusty Biden! Creepy-touchy, gaffe-a-minute “Uncle Joe” Biden will show you with sleight-of-hand why he is the adult in the circus, er, room. I can’t stop laughing! The greatest show on earth!
If God has a sense of humor, one of these clowns will be the Democratic nominee in 2020.
Ramapoo Road, March 31